Behind The Gym and In The Art Room

Operation Get the Guy of my Dreams and Defeat Stupid Hoe Day 2

I saw Rafe go behind the gym today. There's nothing wrong about that, right? WRONG! Everyone at my school knows that's where you go for the hard stuff; and by hard stuff I mean weed; and by weed I mean a fuckin' Chuck Norris WTF Motherfukin' High, Boyeee! Oh god, is my Rafe a pothead? But how could he be? He's a pastor's son--he's all honest and respectful and kind and...GEEZUS this can't be happening. Okay, so he didn't go there alone, he was with Miguel and Hunter (two well known potheads) so maybe he was just going with them for support? Yes, that's it...he was going there for support. There's no way Rafe is into those things, 'cause he knows the value of a level head and sound fitness when it comes to sports. He loves Football and I highly doubt he'll do anything to jeapordize his chances at a scholarship.

But still...

On a much darker note, I heard that HIV hoe wanted to take Rafe to the Art Room. There's nothing bad about that, except that that's where boys go for a blow; and by blow I mean blowjob; and by blowjob I mean head from a fuckin' dirty bitch! Thankfully, my Rafe-e-poo is better than that. I heard he told that skank NO! She was all, "But I'll swallow," and he was all like, "I...I dunno. If a teacher finds us they'll tell my dad and he'll KILL me!"

Atta boy! Put that hoe in her place.

Sarah didn't take that lightly because she now knows he isn't going to be easy to get. She put the first note in his locker today and he read it tentitively and threw it back amongst his things. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out exactly what I'm going to do to win his heart. I still have lots of time so don't count me out just yet.

Day Two Standings

Stupid Hoe: 1 1/2                                                                    Lux: 0